Slapdash Photo Blog

Head's up:

This blog is owned by someone who doesn't care what she reblogs. For those tumblr users who are in the age of 9-17, or who are conservative, can't handle nudes, you might as well not follow me. This blog gives you a sneak-peek of what I like and my thoughts, but it most definitely do not define who I am. DON'T FOLLOW ME IF YOU'RE JUST EXPECTING AN INSTANT FOLLOW BACK, I WILL FOLLOW BLOGS ON MY OWN ACCORD.

THANK YOU.

CLICK TOTORO THEN CLICK "YES" TO FOLLOW THIS BLOG

"History" of this blog:

This blog WAS a personal and "typography" blog (I make and reblog "typographies"), then I just got tired of all the dramas and followed more blogs that have arts and "pretty" pictures, landscapes, tattoos and skateboarding posts (I found them on the tags I track), then I noticed that I have been reblogging too much pictures and I wasn't even blogging my own thoughts, so I decided to make a personal blog (Deactivated personal blogs: tayo-ay-magsulat and peys-buk. New personal blog:chaoticthinking.tumblr.com).

About me

I'm Faye, 21 yrs old, single. I suck at describing myself, just message me if you want to know something, my ask box is open.

Posts that I reblog.

Photos:

▶Landscapes, portraits and architecture

▶Skateboarding

▶Tattoos

▶Animated gifs

▶Sexy/nudes

▶Animals (specially dogs, wolves, cats, owls, tigers, lions, pandas)

▶Quotations/typographies

▶My favorite actors, bands, and singers

▶Arts, quotes and anime

In short, random pictures.

If I started following your blog, expect me to reblog a lot from you, specially if you're a "hardcore reblogger" and I see mostly your posts on my dash

Why I unfollowed you?

I promised back then that I will follow back everyone until I was following 1000 blogs before christmas (I think it was the year 2010, I already removed that post or I just can't track it), well anyway it was a mistake. So here are the REASONS why I unfollowed your blog:

▶I'm sorry, your blog has more text posts, and I already separated my personal posts by making a new account - a personal blog, and that's where I follow personal blogs as well as read text posts.

▶You start posting too much posts that's similar with my BLOG TURN-OFFS,

▶Your URL is very unfamiliar to me.

▶You post self-harm photos.

▶I don't see me reblogging any posts from your blog.

I understand if you got upset and unfollowed me too. So, again, I'm sorry.

Ask + Frequently Asked Questions

1. How old are you? Are you straight?
▶I'm 21 yrs. old, straight.
2. When is your birthday?
▶October 2.
3. Where are you from?
▶Philippines, it's in Southeast Asia. I'am a Filipino, not a Philipino nor a Philippine nor a Flip. Get it right.
4. What kind/genre of music you like?
▶I don't like a specific genre.
5. How many blogs follows you? blogs you follow?
▶Count it on my blogroll.
6. Check out my blog?
▶Sure.
7. Follow me back?
▶...
8. How did you reblog your own posts?
▶Copy, paste and replace "YOURPOSTURL": http://tmv.proto.jp/reblog.php?post_url=YOURPOSTURL

Click here for example.

9. Promote me?
▶NO, I don't do promotions, sorry.

Other links (Html questions/scripts)

P.S. Hates are ignored, but thank you for wasting your time composing a hate mail or even just thinking about sending one. :)

How to reblog your own posts,

Step 1. Copy and paste the url below in a NEW TAB (DO NOT PRESS "ENTER" after you paste it):

http://tmv.proto.jp/reblog.php?post_url=

Step 2. Choose your post that you want to reblog then copy its URL:

Step 3. Go to the new tab you opened in STEP 1 then paste the POST URL you copied after "http://tmv.proto.jp/reblog.php?post_url=":

And you're done, it will re-direct you to the reblog page (just wait maybe 2-5 seconds).

Hover to see the links description.

tutorialsandmore - academyoftumblr - theamazingtutorials

mini gifs - unmask your haters - hide tumblr's missinge warning

unfollower script - unfollower tracker api - missing e - xkit - other scripts

~ Chrome ~

If you use Google Chrome, get Stylish and then install this.

~ Firefox ~

If you use Firefox, get Stylish and then install this.

~ Safari ~

The easiest way to get rid of this in Safari is with a custom style sheet.

1) You need to put this in a plain text file:

body#dashboard_index #overlay,

body#dashboard_index #detection_alert {

display:none;}

body#dashboard_index {

overflow: auto!IMPORTANT;} }

(or download this).

Save the file somewhere that won’t be in your way, like ~/Documents/Safari.css

2) Now you have to tell Safari to use it.

Go to Safari » Preferences » Advanced and click on “Style Sheet” and then select “Other…” as shown here:

3) Select the file that you created from wherever you saved it, i.e. ~/Documents/Safari.css

4) BOOM, done

Credit: funsizebytes

Blog turn-offs:

EXCESSIVE POSTS ABOUT ("spam posts"):

▶JUSTIN BEIBER

▶"HIPSTER" GIRLS

▶TWILIGHT ACTORS. TWILIGHT MOVIES AND BOOKS

▶ONE DIRECTION

▶JPOP/KPOP

▶TAs > POSTS

I don't have anything against them, I understand and respect you all for loving them, but I'm not really interested on seeing too much of them on my dash, I hope you understand.

BLOGS THAT HAVE:

▶MUSIC PLAYER/BACKGROUND MUSIC THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO SHUT IT OFF, OR IT'S TOO LOUD.

▶BRIGHT BLOG PAGE BACKGROUND (I MEAN TOO BRIGHT THAT IT PAINS MY EYES) ,I'M SORRY I IMMEDIATELY CLOSE THE TAB.

We belong in a society that's totally fucked up, you don't need to meet the society's expectations, enjoy life, don't give a fuck and be yourself because that's what makes you unique and awesome.

And before you hit that close button, let's first raise our middle finger to all those motherfuckers who's been wanting to pull us down, may they find their true karma. Cheers. xxx

Choose a number and I'll gaze into your future.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

I'll add more some other time. So yeah, I'm that bored.

Your crush will caught you looking at him/her.

Your teacher/professor will anounce a pop-quiz.

That "bitch" you hate will trip over a rock and everyone will see it.

A hobo will hug you.

A hobo will offer you a job. Seems legit.

You'll receive good news.

Boring day ahead.

You'll accidentally see your friend's penis today. Awkward.

Someone you like will call you.

A friend from your past will contact you.

That person that welcomed you in the "friend-zone" will come knocking at your door.

Some random dude will ask for your number.

Some random girl will ask for your number.

At class, while having a conversation with your crush, an ant will suddenly bite your butt.

Someone at tumblr will say "hi".

Your mom/dad will caught you watching porn.

Your mom/dad will caught you masturbating.

Be careful barging in someone else's room, because you'll caught someone today having sex. (Better not be your parents or you'll be traumatized forever)

Be careful getting wasted or else you'll find a tattoo of Justin Beiber's face on your penis/boobs the moment you wake up.

That weed you're hiding somewhere in your bedroom? Check it again. It's not there, someone stole it. Nah. you're just probably too stoned and forgot that you're out of weed.

You'll meet a gullible person today. Enjoy.

Rebecca Black will knock on your door and ask you what's your favorite day of the week.

You'll sit on a bench that have wet red paint.

Your friend will accidentally spill apple juice own your pants at shool. Goodluck

Someone will call you a fat-ass, then that someone will trip over a rock and his/her face will smack right into a dog's poop.

Someone will call you ugly, then that someone will trip over a rock and his/her face will smack right into a dog's poop.

You'll step on a poop and will accidentally step on that bitch's brand new white shoes. Oopsie.

You'll friend-zone someone unconsciously.

You'll try and make a baby laugh, but you'll end up making it cry like a fucking police siren.

You lazy fuck that chose the number 30 will stay on tumblr for the next 10 hours.

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